Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Okay, The Plumber Is Beginning To Really Try My Patience...

I was hoping and praying the plumbing company would send the guy without the butt crack showing. No such luck. I got the annoying little man with the crack showing, who wants to give me a blow by blow explanation of everything he's doing. Like I would want to hear about the sewage lines. No! I've even told him that I don't have a clue as to what he's talking about and don't want to know what he's talking about. Still, he perseveres. It makes me insane.



God only knows how long this is going to take. This guy is such a mental midget and, he always leaves a huge mess behind. Last time he was here he got mud all down the hall carpet and I had to shampoo the entire hall after he left. I've actually requested that I get the other guy, which they have apparently forgotten about. Did I mention they had to send the other guy after last time... so he could repair what the mental midget with the crack showing, screwed up.



Now I can hear him in the kitchen talking to my housekeeper, who only speaks like 20 words of English. Good luck with that, buddy.

This going to be a very long day...

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UPDATE!


The plumber finally left... after the maid. So I went to kitchen to see what kind of horrendous mess he'd left this time. I mean, this guy ALWAYS leaves a mess. I was even telling my housekeeper about it. Apparently he heard me because this is what I found. I'm still in shock.

17 comments:

Mental P Mama said...

Good luck with that time-frame. All our plumbers drive Bentleys.

Snooty Primadona said...

OMG... he just came in & told me that it was their fault from the last time they had to work on the pipes. See what I mean? This guy is a complete moron.

Pearls To Hide My Neck said...

Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Man those butts are ugly!

asthmagirl said...

I don't know that I'd care about the mental midget thing as long as he fixed the pipes. I would care about the butt crack and the mess.

My Metabolic Rate is Stuck said...

FIRST....EYUEWWW!
SECOND....LMAO here! :)
Yes...I PROUDLY claim PP as my own!
NO...The KEEPER is not related by
blood! But we do Claim her as
Part of the family...She is
actually from here! Although there are times she doesn't want to admit it! :)

numberonesistah said...

Buahahaha! I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything cause I woulda soo spit onto my screen! Good luck Snooty!

TSannie said...

Maybe it's time to change plumbing companies. You know, one populated with only slender women.

Travis Erwin said...

I blogged about cracks today as well.

Living on the Spit said...

LMAO...I was gonna say, you can not catch a break for nothing, but it did have a good ending, so all is not lost...may it hold throughout the night!

The Incredible Woody said...

It's all about the ass, baby!!

Treasia said...

Think he might get the hint if you came in with a blanket and covered his behind while he works. LOL.

Glad to hear the problem is fixed. he is a complete moron if he admitted it is his companies fault. Now they can't charge you right?

Patricia said...

Isn't it funny (horrible) that once plumbers were exposed as victims of this particular wardrobe malfunction, instead of trying to be classier and wearing better fitting pants many decided to embrace the butt crack look and flaunt it?!?

They're not embarrassed they're em-bare-assed! LOL

Writer Chick said...

Yikes, I could have gone all day without seeing that. Close the door!

Makes you think they are probably not married. Would you let you man out of the house looking like that?

Any how does that happen anyway? I have a butt and a butt crack, but I have never in my life had it hang out like that. Grooooossssss.
Nor has my husband and if he did, I would stitch that thing up pronto.

Snooty Primadona said...

LMAO! I'm still laughing... If my hubby had a butt, he still wouldn't let its crevasse show.

The wife said...

LMAO! Being the sicko I tend to be sometimes, I took the time to notice that the last plumber pictured has an abnormally long crack. Now you're looking again, aren't you?!

Sassy said...

JUST SAY NO TO CRACK! What is the dealio with their butts ALWAYS showing...seriously

I love your black and white checks...that is a fav of mine

Me said...

I agree with one of the other commenters... THOSE BUTTS are ugly!

 

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