Are You In Need Of A Thorough Cleansing By Laughter?

Remember when I posted about SD's exciting new job, then the ass hole jerk fired her after one day because he said he'd train her and then didn't? Remember that? My precious daughter was so upset & raw from the experience as well as furious with me for spilling the beans, that she didn't call for days. So, naturally, I chose to wait for a while before I did the Big Reveal. She has given me the go-ahead and now that I have permission to discuss the job she did get, I'm at long last able to tell you about it. Of course, I can't tell you exactly who it is, for obvious security reasons. I have to protect my girl at all costs. It's bad enough that she's in the big bad city of Los Angeles, for which I take the Scarlett O'Hara attitude in handling. Then, tomorrow never comes because I don't want to start thinking about it. Yeah. Don't get me started. Seriously.



Anyhoo, she actually ended up getting the first Dream Job she had applied for, with another Hollywood producer. They never called her back because they couldn't believe she'd want to work for such a low salary. Uh-Huh. That was my *knee-jerk* reaction. After spending all that money on four years at The University of Texas, we wouldn't want her to make too much at a real job, now would we? Good thing she has us or she wouldn't be able to go to all the high-end nightspots with her highly salaried friends who drive Mercedes and BMW's while she drives a beat-up Lexus. Poor little darling. If I could, I'd give her the world and spoil her rotten. But, then again, maybe not.



Wait a minute. I need to re-focus because I'm getting off-track here. The Job. This is supposed to be about The Job. So, when they were made aware that she wanted to work for *bumpkus*, they all immediately fell in love with her. Who wouldn't? Some college educated girl wants to work for almost nothing? Well, they hit the jackpot for sure. They all love her and she loves all of them. I can't tell you how thrilled I am. Really. I am! I'm the one who filled her head with visions of grandeur in the first place. What the Hell was I thinking?



So, today she sends me this video in an email and it's about Hollyweird Hollywood A.S.S.T. (Assistants... that would be her title too!). I laughed so hard I'm sure there had to be (ahem!) leakage. I giggled and snorted for so long that Mr. Snoots finally came in to see what was so damn funny. All I could muster was a finger pointed at the computer screen, still laughing hysterically. I'm not sure exactly why I laughed so hard but I'm pretty sure it was because it's funny as shit. This is your secret, exclusive glimpse into the glamorous life of being a Hollywood Assistant. (Hint: The one carrying the coffee The one with the headset is playing the part of our Little Princess, Snooty Daughter.)



Fine. I can't get the damned thing to work in this blog post so I'm putting it on the side bar, at the top. Click on the guy with the big mouth. Go ahead. You know you want to... yes, you do! Enjoy!