Viva Las Vegas! Day Three And Day Four....

On Saturday we got up, ordered wonderful room service for breakfast, then decided we'd take a taxi downtown to see Fremont Street and see what they had to offer. I didn't realize that they had enclosed that area of downtown Vegas. It's really amazing, what they've done. The entire Fremont Street area has been enclosed and it's quite nice. You can go from casino to casino with the greatest of ease, unlike casinos on The Strip.

We played for a few hours at The Four Queens, where I won about $150.00 at Blackjack and Mr. Snooty won $300.00 on a 25 cent slot machine. Then, we decided to have lunch there, and it was great. We walked around the enclosed *mall area* for a bit, then caught a taxi back to The Wynn. Mr. Snooty called me a snob simply because I said it wasn't as nice downtown as it was at The Wynn. A totally true statement. However, I'm now a snob for stating the truth. Whatever. Anyone in Las Vegas will tell you the same thing. It just seems seedier in the downtown area of Las Vegas, so I'll take the Wynn any day. I really wanted to go to The Golden Nugget to gamble, but Mr. Snooty did not, so we didn't go there.

Saturday night, we had dinner at another fine Wynn restaurant called Okada. Once again, we had looked at the online menu and made our decisions. Unfortunately, once again, the menu had not been updated online, so we had to rethink all of our choices. Our appetizers were oysters on the half shell, which we normally really like. For some unknown reason, this restaurant decided to screw with a classic recipe, adding the world's most disgusting GREEN caviar to the tops of the oysters. It was all I could do to GAG them down, I swear. I love caviar more than anything in the world, but it seems that the more expensive the caviar, the more disgusting and fishy the taste is. Oh sure. Like I want to pay more for fishy, disgusting caviar? Not in this lifetime, my friends. Thank Gawd we had Martinis to wash down that revolting flavor. Thankfully, the rest of our dinner was lovely and delicious. However, their Sake choices left much to be desired, as it had a bitter after taste and I could barely gag it down. So, in retrospect, I must say I did not really enjoy our meal at Okada, even though my beef tenderloin slices and my salad were delicious. We had a view of a gorgeous (although fake) waterfall, which seemed to add to the ambiance of Okada.

Okada did try to redeem themselves with me by sending us a Green Tea Creme Brulee, but it just didn't taste right. I suppose what I'm trying to convey here is this: If you want to try to improve a dish, don't make it the creme brulee. It's still perfect, entirely on its own. The green tea brulee made me want to gag. (Again!) Too healthy for me, I guess, since it left a *grassy* after taste in your mouth. So, I'd say that two to three gags per meal equals a not so great meal.

We went back to our room after dinner and Mr. Snooty decided to stay in and order up another movie, so I went back to the casino. I decided that if I got on a winning streak, I'd stay up all night. Unfortunately, that didn't happen, so I wound up going back to the room at around 2:00 AM, yelling "Timber" as I fell into bed, at long last.

So, in the end, I wound up being $200.00 up, which I promptly spent. I bought my golfing friend Judy a baseball cap from Ferrari, for taking care of my cat. She loves her new cap and looks so cute in it! Then, I bought a gorgeous black Pashmina for myself, as my one and only birthday present. Overall, I'm a happy camper. Next best thing to winning in Vegas is breaking wind even, which I did.

Day four found us on our non-stop flight home from Las Vegas, which was great in spite of the fact that they ran out of Bloody Mary Mix. Las Vegas flights should never run out of Bloody Mary Mix, right? Okay, then make it a Screwdiver! I wasn't in a picky mood.

I am still thoroughly exhausted, so I'm going back to bed now. I need rest!

Viva Las Vegas, Baby! Day One...

I absolutely have to start at the very beginning of our trip, which was my birthday. Our anniversary had been the day before, but we'd decided that celebrating it in Vegas would be a definite plus, so we waited. We weren't wrong to wait and we weren't disappointed.

The Wynn was so amazing. No. That isn't the right adjective. The Wynn exceeded all of our expectations in every possible way. The Wynn is phenomenal. We were astonished time and time again at what a well oiled machine this hotel is. I suspect much of it has to do with the fact that Steve Wynn lives on the top floor and is a constant, unexpected presence, which is what it takes. I saw him walking through the casino twice during our stay.

We had a straight through flight to Las Vegas the day of my birthday, which in itself, was a treat. Southwest Airlines is another finely tuned machine. Head 'Em Up And Move 'Em Out. Our flight arrived on time and we were ready to roll.

We arrived at The Wynn, were allowed to register and get into our room at 10:00 AM, even though the check-in time was 3:00 PM. Hmmmm... Yet another plus.

As you can see, our room was very nice and the view was spectacular. We could have spent a bit more and stayed in The Tower, but as little as we were in the room, I just didn't see the reason for it. We were perfectly happy with our room and the service we received. Our room overlooked the golf course, which is beautiful. We didn't have time for the likes of playing golf. We were there to gamble... and gamble we did.


The view from our room was spectacular, both day and night. My attempts at taking pictures at night, of our view, was evidently a lesson in futility. I just couldn't get it on the right setting, I guess.

This is a picture of my two favorite dealers, Monty and Danielle, at The Wynn. While sitting at Monty's table, I won $900.00. Danielle was the back-up dealer for Monty's table and she was adorable. Monty was a total scream. If you ever watched Seinfeld... this guy was the spitting image of Elaine's big, good looking, dumb guy boyfriend, who was so funny. He wasn't dumb by any means. The main reason I won was the people at our table. Every once in a while, you'll sit at a table with just the perfect mix of people and the cards begin to flow. This was my day and I seized it. Everyone at the table was funny and believe me, our table was overflowing with good bullshit. I laughed so hard, for so long, my cheeks actually ached. Giggling AND winning at Blackjack is definitely as good as it gets.

Mr. Snooty was busy playing the slot machines and would drop by the table periodically. He even sat at our table for a while and played, but he doesn't really like Blackjack. Too much guesswork, I suppose. Once I informed the table it was my birthday, the cards just started flowing, so I milked it for all it was worth.


At 7:30 PM we had a dinner reservation at one of the top notch Wynn restaurants, Bartolotta, where we were able to dine outside in one of their romantic cabanas. I had the Cappesante Dorate con Porcini (seared sea scallops with porcini mushrooms) for an appetizer, which was heavenly, while Mr. Snooty had the Cocotte di Parmigiano-Reggiano (parmigiano-reggiano custard with wild mushrooms). Next, I had the Lasagnette con Ragout di Crostacia ("rags" of pasta with lobster, shrimp, langoustines, crab, tomato and white wine). Mr. Snooty had the Pescano d'amo al Forno (fresh caught Mediterranean fish of the day) which turned out to be a Red Snapper. Just as we were about to order a bottle of wine, the Wine Somelier brought us a bottle of wine and said "someone" sent it to us. We couldn't imagine who could have sent us the wine, but we drank it all and it was lovely.

Then, the waiter brought us dessert, which was a divine little something like an Italian pudding cake with Happy Birthday written across the top of the plate in chocolate. We totally devoured it as we finished up our lovely wine. Then, I was ready to hit the casino and the Blackjack tables again, where I won another $200.00. I finally went back up to our room around 1:00 AM and fell into a deep slumber. Mr. Snooty was already dead to the world, so I quietly climbed into bed and drifted off with dreams of multiple hands of 21.

The next morning, Snooty Daughter called to see how we enjoyed everything. She and our son had been the ones who sent us the wine for our anniversary and she was wondering why we hadn't called to praise her and Snooty Son for their wonderful idea of sending us a lovely bottle of wine. I had to laugh and tell her our waiter's English wasn't very good, which is probably why he didn't tell us who it was from. Frankly, it was all we could do, just to order from the Italian menu. We could hardly understand every other word the waiter spoke. Still, I was thrilled that the kids had been so thoughtful.

To Be Continued Tomorrow....