Trust me when I say that I could scare some serious burglar butt with this *mother of all pellet handguns*. Feast your eyes on this baby! Hubby uses it to kill the hairy little rats (that would be squirrels to you animal rights activists who don't own anything outdoors) on weekends, for destroying my plants and linens on my patio.
You say that doesn't scare you? Okay. Try this serious electric staple gun. It undoubtedly packs a punch and I could definitely hurt
your ass with this, as well as every other part of your body. I also have a good eye when it comes to hitting my target. Sooo… Bring It On!
I'm Bad. I'm Bad.
On a more serious note, let me just say that I bought several (okay about 100 pkgs.) of facial masks today, in fear of the approaching *swine flu*. More than 60 people have already died from it in Mexico. We're about a five-hour drive from Mexico. San Antonio has reported cases, as have Phoenix and the California Baja. People, if this thing spreads it could be as devastating as The Plague. If you think this whole issue is a joke then you are delusional. It is real, it is scary, and it is deadly. It is also knocking at your door. Mine first.
I suppose that it wasn't enough that the drug cartel in Mexico is killing people all over their land, trying to control everything that was once good there. Now, there is the scary Swine Flu to strike fear in the hearts of everyone. Life is getting pretty frightening these days. The nightly news has gotten so depressing that I seldom want to even watch it.
Did anyone ever see the movie 'Outbreak' starring Dustin Hoffman, Kevin Spacey and Renee Russo? We're many years down the road from that now. Be prepared my friends. It's nature's way of thinning out the population, much the same way as when animals get diseases.
I'm thinking today that my flat feet, high golf scores and other such petty worries are not of much significance right now. How about you? I guess I'm done with my *Glass Half Empty* post for the day.
your ass with this, as well as every other part of your body. I also have a good eye when it comes to hitting my target. Sooo… Bring It On!I'm Bad. I'm Bad.
On a more serious note, let me just say that I bought several (okay about 100 pkgs.) of facial masks today, in fear of the approaching *swine flu*. More than 60 people have already died from it in Mexico. We're about a five-hour drive from Mexico. San Antonio has reported cases, as have Phoenix and the California Baja. People, if this thing spreads it could be as devastating as The Plague. If you think this whole issue is a joke then you are delusional. It is real, it is scary, and it is deadly. It is also knocking at your door. Mine first.
I suppose that it wasn't enough that the drug cartel in Mexico is killing people all over their land, trying to control everything that was once good there. Now, there is the scary Swine Flu to strike fear in the hearts of everyone. Life is getting pretty frightening these days. The nightly news has gotten so depressing that I seldom want to even watch it.
Did anyone ever see the movie 'Outbreak' starring Dustin Hoffman, Kevin Spacey and Renee Russo? We're many years down the road from that now. Be prepared my friends. It's nature's way of thinning out the population, much the same way as when animals get diseases.
I'm thinking today that my flat feet, high golf scores and other such petty worries are not of much significance right now. How about you? I guess I'm done with my *Glass Half Empty* post for the day.
Be Prepared…
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