Mr. Snoots emailed me yesterday with a link to a web site that sells what they call "The Better Marriage Blanket", which sent me into hysterics.
These people claim to have come up with a blanket that stifles farts flatulence with its unique fabric blend. Of course, if your husband teasingly holds your head under the covers, this blanket won't help one little iota. Still, it's got to be worth a try for those couples that share the same bed.
Honestly, why didn't I invent something like this 30 years ago? Oh. That's right. They didn't have those fabrics available 30 years ago. Hrrumph! However, I can't imagine giving this as a wedding gift...
After seeing this over at GrandmaJ's I showed it to ToonMan who said 'honey I am used it by now' .. he got a smack on the top of his cute but balding head... I am not the one who unleashes peanut butter farts that could be bottled and used in place of Mace
Snooty Primadona's Sparkling Outlook On Life ... Or Not
Growing older takes a seriously sick sense of humor, not to mention emotional & physical stamina.... it isn't for the weak minded or faint of heart, I assure you.
I will try to guide you through the aging process with a little humor, tales from the past entwined with stories of today, tips you'll need to keep from looking & acting like an old hag, and the music you'll need to listen to in order to stay "young at heart". Or at least put up a good appearance.
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This is hilarious! I saw this sort of thing on an ep of Dragon's Den - an older couple invented underwear with charcol in them!
SP: Okay thanks for that. I just spewed wine all over my computer screen... ;-)
Snort!
I'm buying three. One for each of these stinky boys that have soiled my breathing air. I think I will sew them on to them to wear permanently.
Oh, and my word veri was priceless. Imagine a slang word fro the male reproductive organ said in a spanish accent.
ok, maybe I read too much into these things.
Hahahahahaha!!!
That thing is a hoot! No more dutch ovens!
Heheh....I don't share blankets. I found everyone (and I mean me) is alot happier if I have my own blanket.
After seeing this over at GrandmaJ's I showed it to ToonMan who said 'honey I am used it by now' .. he got a smack on the top of his cute but balding head... I am not the one who unleashes peanut butter farts that could be bottled and used in place of Mace
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