Thursday, May 6, 2010

The Better Marriage Blanket.... Where Was This When I Needed It?

Mr. Snoots emailed me yesterday with a link to a web site that sells what they call "The Better Marriage Blanket", which sent me into hysterics.

These people claim to have come up with a blanket that stifles farts flatulence with its unique fabric blend. Of course, if your husband teasingly holds your head under the covers, this blanket won't help one little iota. Still, it's got to be worth a try for those couples that share the same bed.






Honestly, why didn't I invent something like this 30 years ago? Oh. That's right. They didn't have those fabrics available 30 years ago. Hrrumph! However, I can't imagine giving this as a wedding gift...

9 comments:

Suburban Princess said...

This is hilarious! I saw this sort of thing on an ep of Dragon's Den - an older couple invented underwear with charcol in them!

Snooty Primadona said...

SP: Okay thanks for that. I just spewed wine all over my computer screen... ;-)

TSannie said...

Snort!

imbeingheldhostage said...

I'm buying three. One for each of these stinky boys that have soiled my breathing air. I think I will sew them on to them to wear permanently.

imbeingheldhostage said...

Oh, and my word veri was priceless. Imagine a slang word fro the male reproductive organ said in a spanish accent.



ok, maybe I read too much into these things.

Tammy said...

Hahahahahaha!!!

Mental P Mama said...

That thing is a hoot! No more dutch ovens!

Keeper Of All Things said...

Heheh....I don't share blankets. I found everyone (and I mean me) is alot happier if I have my own blanket.

Daryl said...

After seeing this over at GrandmaJ's I showed it to ToonMan who said 'honey I am used it by now' .. he got a smack on the top of his cute but balding head... I am not the one who unleashes peanut butter farts that could be bottled and used in place of Mace

 

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